"One martini good. Two Martinis better."
"You would pay $100 for this in a restaurant" (referring to his cooking)
"Don't think of the end of the banana as endings, think of them as beginnings?
"This morning none of this was here, now we have dinner"
"There are no want ads for philosophers"
"I'm not old, I'm new"
"If we're going to go, let's go, if not, let's not"
"Apple bottom jeans with the boots and the fur..."
"Whatever it is, it's in your pants"
(loose translation)
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